"Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a Bumble Bee. William Murderface murderface murderface. Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo. Nathan Explosion."

Metalocalypse is the chillingly brilliant and terrifyingly real story of Extreme Metal band Dethklok: the biggest entertainment act in the universe. Perhaps one of the most disgusting and disturbing pieces of art in the 21st century. Metalocalypse may be the most important Television Show ever offering a blistering critique of fascism and idealism that suggests moral redemption is not unlike our Nordic gods that we once prayed to, a myth.

Yet Dethklok is truly the world's greatest cultural force. Their music rivals the discovery of medicine. Come see why Metalocalypse is the only television show in the history of cinema that is slated to win an academy award.

Loaded with exactly one cubic metal ton of hidden Murder features.

Estimated despatch 5-10 days after ordering.