FAUVES

The album is called The Fauves. They briefly considered calling it 'The Beatles' but discovered that somebody else had already used that. It contains 11 tracks, which together travel just under 34 minutes, making it our most Attention Deficit Disorderfriendly record ever. Just as scientists have tracked the gradual warming of the planet and noted that 9 of the hottest years of the 20th century occurred in the 90's, so too have researchers discovered that 7 out of the last 8 had the shortest
concentration spans.

Please find the following track breakdown, detailed by the boys themselve::

1. SMOKING AGAIN
At 106 seconds the shortest song on the record. If you don't like it at least track 2 comes quickly.
2. WEAK CHIN
Hard rock and the genetics of mandibular configuration never sounded so good together.
3. SLOW DECLINE
We are all going to die. Some of us will do so quickly and painlessly, others will linger on. We discuss the latter option.
4. METROSEXUAL
A love song buttressed by some touching Mesopotamian imagery.
5. YOU WANTED IT
Male sexual dysfunction is a topic rarely touched on in popular music. We take the brief and run with it.
6. ON THE COUCH
As the PM well knows only those hard-working men and women prepared to
seek marital union under the benevolent aegis of a white, male Anglican God
deserve to have families. We explore the inherent evil of the defacto partnership.
7. OVER THE LINE
We allow ourselves one dumb song every record.
8. GET F**KED
You can apply this song to anyone you hate. We chose John Howard.
9. JESUS AND MONEY
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.
10. BIG SUMMER FOR ME
Exactly the kind of song we enjoy releasing in winter.
11. SHOULDN'T HAVE READ YOUR DIARY
We found someone's diary and read it. We know now that was wrong.

Estimated despatch 14-20 days after ordering.