RENNISON, LOUISE

"Phoned Jas. ""Jas?"" ""Oui."" ""Do you ever get the urge?"" ""Pardon?"" ""You know, to flow free and wild."" She was thinking. ""Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in the house together."" ""Yes."" ""We flick each other with flannels."" ""Jas, you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help."" ""It""s good fun. what you do is."" ""Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now?"" ""Are you dancing?"" ""Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing in?"" ""A bowl?"" ""Jas, don""t be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image of me flowing wild and free."" ""Are you dancing in. your PE knickers?"" ""Non. I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY–PANTS!!!"" And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets."

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