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Where Ecky comes from, soccer stars are working-class heroes and soccer is a sport for hard-working, hard-drinking and hard-nosed 'real' men. Sweet and virginal Ecky has been the popular goalie of his hometown team for yearsbut one kiss puts a quick end to his sporting success. A gay goalie? The whole town yells 'foul' and his penalty is getting kicked off the team. Suddenly and unexpectedly outed, Ecky sets off for the big city but not before challenging his former teammates to a game against an all-gay teama team, which doesn't quite exist yet!

When he starts cruising the 'scene' looking for possible candidates, it seems to be a hopeless endeavour, but Ecky's convinced he's not the only gay soccer fan in Germany and soon enough his faith is rewarded. With the help of his nurse sister, Ecky assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private playtime with the goalie. Ecky now has two problems turning this bunch into a real soccer team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance. The day of the big game arrives and it's finally time to kick some straight jock ass and get a little satisfaction and respect!

Estimated despatch 5-10 days after ordering.